Take Me to the Buffet
From Take it to the Limit By The Eagles
All alone at the end of the evening
With my Bon Bons & Twinkies, and pies
I was thinking ‘bout hitting McDonalds
For a Big Mac and fries
You know I’ve always been an eater
Spent my life chowing down
And I can’t drop a size Can’t seem to lose a pound
And the jeans I wear lately
Keep on splitting out and ripping out
And splitting out the thighs
Don’t put me on no diet
Cut me some prime
And take me to the buffet one more time
You can spend all your days doing crunches
You can sweat to the oldies all day
When you’re sitting there gagging your tofu
I’ll have a full tray
And when you’re choking on that healthfood
Nobody seems to care And to work out’s a chore
It’s such a cross to bear
When there’s no clothes I can fit in
I’ll be pigging out & chowing down
And coming back for more
Don’t put me on no diet
Cut me some prime
And take me to the buffet one more time
TAKE ME TO THE BUFFET, TAKE ME TO THE BUFFET (PLEASE!)
TAKE ME TO THE BUFFET -- ONE MORE TIME
(REPEAT AND FADE)
©2012 by Linda Koski and Larry Franks