You're trying to give a presentation at an important meeting when all of a sudden you feel an agonizing pain in your left arm and those irritating crushing chest pains. You can't catch your breath, the room begins to spin, you're nauseous, and you feel your ticker is about to explode.
Heart Attacks. They're no fun at all. Not only that, it's embarrassing to get one in a room full of family and friends or business associates that you are trying to impress. Surprisingly enough, even those in the best of physical condition are not entirely immune to the throes and woes of inopportune cardiac failure. What can you do, when despite all of your best preventive precautions, you feel the symptoms of an impending heart attack?
Our staff, teaming up with the experts at the Mayo Clinic, the Naropa Institute, and Mantras R Us, have developed seven affirmations that will stave off a needless trip the the hospital in the event of a coronary thrombosis or myocardial infarction. Whenever you feel the symptoms of cardiac distress, before you resort to calling "911" just repeat these seven affirmations over and over to yourself, and as quick as a wink, you'll be feeling A-OK.
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