From "Crazy" as performed by Patsy Cline
Lazy - too lazy for nothin' but TV
Lazy - too lazy to look for your shoe
I knew - you'd love me as long as I vacuum
And then someday
You'd make lists of things I should do
Hurry - Why should I make myself Hurry
Wonderin' - when you'll pick up on the clue
If you think that I'm doing your laundry
Too lazy for moppin', too lazy for shoppin'
And too lazy . . .
For loving . . . you!
Copyright 2012 by Larry Franks and Linda Koski
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