Naming Viagra...
Names Considered and Rejected

Erectocin
Rigitonin
Tricoxicin
Tetrapenisin
Prictaphin
Yangerphrin
Dorkadrine
Bonerphrene
Bangitrol
Apetermenophine
Stiffinactin
Maxidongisin
Hardonicyclin
Throbocine
Membernephrin
Longdongicillin
Wienermide
Peckermycin
And for the naturalists, the herbal concoctions(?): Boing! and Woody...
Brought to you by, of course, Up-john (Who else?)

Contributions from our readers:
Mycoxaphyllin
(Thanks to Byron Whitesides)

Copyright 2012 Larry Franks and Linda Koski
(with a little help from Clarissa Franks, Sherri Nelton, Pete Van, Shari Lewis, and James McCormick)
This was an amusing introduction! Take me back to the Index!

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