Will I Wet My Pants?
From "Could I Have This Dance?" by Anne Murray

I’ll always remember -- the first time it happened
I started to sneeze -- and I knew
If I didn’t make it right then to the bathroom
I’d wet myself through and through

Will I wet my pants for the rest of my life?
Will I be incontinent every night?
Each time it happens -- I fear I might
Be wearing Depends for the rest of my life.

I’ll always remember -- that tragic moment
When my years caught up with me
With my knees pressed together
I kept getting wetter
Diapers are what I need

CHORUS
Will I wet my pants for the rest of my life?
Will I be incontinent every night?
Each time it happens -- I fear I might
Be wearing Depends for the rest of my life.

REPEAT CHORUS

©1998 by Linda Koski and Larry Franks

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