Menopause, from the old fifties tune Summertime

Menopause
from the old fifties tune "Summertime"

It's menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause,
MENOPAUSE!

Now chuck those pads, just throw 'em away
Say goodbye to younger days
Now's the time to change your ways
It's menopause!

Well no more tampons and I don't care
There's no more ruining my underwear
And no more painful cramps to bear
Because it's menopause!

It's time to pay those doctor bills
And time to take your hormone pills
Come along it's quite a ball,
A regular old free for all!

Now, is it hot, or is it cold?
Who can tell, I feel so old
It's Okay, because I'm told it's menopause!

I feel so crappy that I could flip
I hope that I don't break a hip
I have to shave my upper lip
because it's menopause!

It's time to pay those doctor bills
And time to take those hormone pills
Come along it's quite a ball,
A regular old free for all!

We'll have hot flashes every day
Just sit home and dye that gray
If your boss complains just say
"It's menopause!"

And every day we'll take a chance
We'll sneeze or cough and wet our pants
Oh man, this time's got me in a trance
Because it's menopause!

It's time to pay those doctor bills,
It's time to take those hormone pills
Come along it's quite a ball,
A regular old free for all!

IT'S MENOPAUSE!

It's menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause
Menopause, menopause, men-men-menopause,
MENOPAUSE!

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